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What I've Been Doing With my Spare Time... by CrouchingAllosaurus
What I've Been Doing With my Spare Time...
Making Dota 2 models.
If anyone out there has any advice or insight, please share by all means. I'm in a bit of a rut as most of the tutorials I'm working with have Photoshop whereas I... am running on GIMP.

This is a Kunkka sword, if anyone's interested. I was thinking of naming it Scarcharodon, since it's all Jaws-themed.
"Sailing across the Seven Seas, Kunkka had a tendency to skin anything that he caught in his crew's nets bigger than a dolphin. Imagine the surprise on his face when he found them hauling in a 25-foot long shark off the coast of a little island in the Atlantic..."
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Villain Army Meme by CrouchingAllosaurus
Villain Army Meme
Based upon this meme: mindlesspuppettoy.deviantart.c…
This is actually part of my villain roster for a fanfic series I'm working on (All of these villains were pulled from their respective points of death and/or defeat by a force only known as The Void.

Leader : Emperor Palpatine, from Star Wars
"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive..."

Minion : Darth Maul, from Star Wars
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."

The Smart One : Hans Gruber, from Die Hard
"When they touch down, we'll blow the roof, they'll spend a month sifting through the rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning 20%."

The Sexy One : Talia Al Ghul, from The Dark Knight Rises
 "You have a practiced apathy, Mr. Wayne. But a man who doesn't care about the world doesn't spend half his fortune on a plan to save it."

The Weird One : The Master, from Doctor Who
"This country has been sick, this country needs healing, this country needs medicine - in fact I'd go so far as to say that, what this country really needs, right now, is a Doctor."

The Mediator : The Prophet of Truth, from Halo
"With my blessing, the Brutes now lead our fleets! They ask for your allegiance, and you shall give it."

The Funny One : Kefka, from Final Fantasy
"I'm gonna destroy EVERYTHING! Ooh! A new plaything?"

The Serious One : Slade, from Teen Titans
For the record, I'm nobody's servant."

The Slow One : Alduin the World-Eater, from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
"You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah!"

The Sophisticated One : Agent Smith, from The Matrix
"
Never send a human to do a machine's job."

The Medic : Dazzle The Shadow Priest, from DOTA 2
"Where my shadow falls, there my enemies fall."

The Daring One : Invoker, from DOTA 2
"
You die as you lived: insipid and ignorant."

The Traitor : Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, from Frozen
"Oh Anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you..."

The Crazy One : Painis Cupcake The Devourer, from Garry's Mod
"I AM Painis CUPCAKE! I will Eat YOU!"

The Talented One : Terrorblade, The Demon Marauder, from DOTA 2
"
Now falls the dogma of the self-righteous!"

The Bigmouth (Literally and figuratively) : Smaug the Golden, from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
"I laid low your warriors of old. I instill terror in the hearts of men. I am King under the Mountain!"

The Doubtful One(s) : Jessie and James, from Pokemon
 "So that means the bad guys... are finally... good guys!"

The Religious One : Tzekel-Kan, from The Road to El Dorado
"The Gods deserve a proper tribute!"

The Bloodthirsty One : Drago Bludvist, from How to Train Your Dragon 2
"I will bring the entire world down upon you!"

The One That's Been Bribed : Boba Fett, from Star Wars
"I'm done. Now when do I get paid?"

The Pathetic One : Morgana the Sea Witch, from The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
"Your mommy was only trying to protect you from moi. What she did, she did out of... LOVE."

The Arrogant One : Lord Tirek, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
"PRINCESS!!! YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME!!"

The Mindless One : Denzel Crocker, from Fairly Odd Parents
"FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!"

The Lazy One : Grigori Rasputin, from Anastasia
"Now my dark purpose will be fufilled, and the last of the Romanovs will DIE!!"

The Bored One : Eris, Goddess of Discord, from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
"
Just look at them; I pull one tiny thread and their whole world unravels into chaos. Beautiful Chaos."
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Jacob Muller
United States
Current Residence: New Mexico
Favourite genre of music: Country/ Soundtracks/ Orchestral
Favourite style of art: Drawings/Digital Art
MP3 player of choice: IPod Nano Gen. V
Favourite cartoon character: Genie (Aladdin, 1992)
Personal Quote: "Don't look too far to the horizon of Tomorrow, or otherwise you're likely to get sucker-punched by Today."
Interests
Need I say more?
No longer 16 as of today, now I have to brace for that inevitable crashing sound that is adulthood slamming down on my big toe like a hardback copy of War and Peace.

*clears throat* 

HELP.

  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: The Long Song
  • Reading: The Great Gatsby
  • Eating: Birthday Cake :)

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Xenophile10 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Student Writer
Happy Birthday! :cake::party:
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jacobmosovich Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi I'm bored Whatre you up toż
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jacobmosovich Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Us Jacobs have to stick together how's about joining my group HaloAliensClubż All Coveys. All the time. It's a group entirely devoted to the Aliens of Halo. Just leave a comment on the group and we'll send you an inviteż The join option isn't working
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MEgalodaRN Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Soldier is spy!
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Xenophile10 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Writer
Happy Birthday! :cake::party:
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CrouchingAllosaurus Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Thanks, man!
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Xenophile10 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Writer
You're welcome. :)
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Tyler13426 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Scout:Dat soildar is da spy
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danthestep Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, I know you?
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